Movie: The Philosophers' Football Match

Top 6 Billed Cast

John Cleese
John Cleese

Archimedes

Eric Idle
Eric Idle

Sokrates

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

Hegel

Michael Palin
Michael Palin

Nietzsche

Terry Jones
Terry Jones

Karl Marx

Terry Gilliam
Terry Gilliam

I. Kant

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