

Santa Claus Is a Stinker(1982)
"There was a very rude gentleman who wanted to fuck Therese!"
Two neurotics, working for a suicide hotline on the night of Christmas Eve, get caught up in a catastrophe when a pregnant woman, her abusive boyfriend, and a transvestite visit their office.
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Le père Noël est une ordure
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Two neurotics, working for a suicide hotline on the night of Christmas Eve, get caught up in a catastrophe when a pregnant woman, her abusive boyfriend, and a transvestite visit their office.
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1982-08-25
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7.32
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"There was a very rude gentleman who wanted to fuck Therese!"
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