A female vampire from the planet Arus [who] tries to vampirize the descendants of Dr. Fun Helsing. A film that wallows in smut, sleaze, gore, splatter, and dark comedy and is set in an underground world where both vampires and punk rockers engage in straight, lesbian & gay hardcore sex to the highly addictive and hypnotic electro music of Model D’oo
Ronnie Urini
Himself
Zaphod Beeblebrox
A female vampire from the planet Arus [who] tries to vampirize the descendants of Dr. Fun Helsing. A film that wallows in smut, sleaze, gore, splatter, and dark comedy and is set in an underground world where both vampires and punk rockers engage in straight, lesbian & gay hardcore sex to the highly addictive and hypnotic electro music of Model D’oo
1988-01-01
5.3
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After failing to kill stubborn survivor Laurie and taking a bullet or six from former psychiatrist Dr. Sam Loomis, Michael Myers has followed Laurie to the Haddonfield Memorial Hospital, where she's been admitted for Myers' attempt on her life. The institution proves to be particularly suited to serial killers, however, as Myers cuts, stabs and slashes his way through hospital staff to reach his favorite victim.
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Three friends leave their village for a retirement home travelling the countryside