
A Ballad of Blood and Bones(2024)
Skeletons, Goblins, Knights, and the second coming of Jesus Christ
In a huge fantasy world, two goblins miss the biggest events of their lifetime; the second coming of Jesus Christ, the big football match and the thousand year war. Despite the fact it’s taking place right outside the window of their grimy apartment.
Movie: A Ballad of Blood and Bones
Top 10 Billed Cast
Lin
Gob
Knight
Jesus Christ
Referee
Narrator
Witch
Witch
Witch
Viking

A Ballad of Blood and Bones
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In a huge fantasy world, two goblins miss the biggest events of their lifetime; the second coming of Jesus Christ, the big football match and the thousand year war. Despite the fact it’s taking place right outside the window of their grimy apartment.
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2024-05-16
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Skeletons, Goblins, Knights, and the second coming of Jesus Christ
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