

Bald Nanny(2025)
A seasoned special forces soldier is tasked with finding a stolen program of national importance hidden in the home of a large family. The major, who is completely unsuited to taking care of children, is forced to become a nanny for the kids, who will not miss the opportunity to do harm to him and his FSB partner.
Movie: Bald Nanny

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A seasoned special forces soldier is tasked with finding a stolen program of national importance hidden in the home of a large family. The major, who is completely unsuited to taking care of children, is forced to become a nanny for the kids, who will not miss the opportunity to do harm to him and his FSB partner.
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2025-11-13
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