Movie: Townies

Top 2 Billed Cast

Lori Scarlett
Lori Scarlett

Pricey

Toby Radloff
Toby Radloff

Dickie

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  • Overview

    Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio... a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos! Dickie is a lonely dumpster-driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young woman's corpse! Pricey is a mute retarded girl with a lookalike baby-doll. When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter with a mean cracker, she replaces it with the next best thing, her neighbor's young son! Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways! You'll also meet The Clapper, William, The Licker, Crazy Connie and other wild and wacky Townies in this Magnum Opus of CineTrash from cult filmmaker Wayne Alan Harold.

  • Release Date

    1999-11-08

  • Average

    3.6

  • Rating:

    1.8 starts

  • Tagline

    Schlarb, Ohio...a small town overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos!

  • Genres

    Horror

  • Languages:

    English

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