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Frozen Assets(1992)
Status: Released
Date: 1992-10-23
40%
10 Votes
Time: 1h 36m
At First Family Sperm Bank, She banks on babies - He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
Overview:
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.
Languages: German.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies: 
frozen assets productions
Movie: Frozen Assets
Top 10 Billed Cast
Shelley Long
Dr. Grace Murdock
Corbin Bernsen
Zach Shepard
Larry Miller
Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman
Mrs. Patterson
Jeanne Cooper
Zach Shepard's mother
Jenifer Lewis
Jomisha
Paul Sand
McTaggert
Gerrit Graham
Lewis Crandall
John Asher
Bobby Murdock
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Overview
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.
Release Date
1992-10-23
Average
4
Rating:
2.0 startsTagline
At First Family Sperm Bank, She banks on babies - He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
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