Movie: Frozen Assets

Top 10 Billed Cast

Shelley Long
Shelley Long

Dr. Grace Murdock

Corbin Bernsen
Corbin Bernsen

Zach Shepard

Teri Copley
Teri Copley

Peaches

Larry Miller
Larry Miller

Newton Patterson

Dody Goodman
Dody Goodman

Mrs. Patterson

Jeanne Cooper
Jeanne Cooper

Zach Shepard's mother

Jenifer Lewis
Jenifer Lewis

Jomisha

Paul Sand
Paul Sand

McTaggert

Gerrit Graham
Gerrit Graham

Lewis Crandall

John Asher
John Asher

Bobby Murdock

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    Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.

  • Release Date

    1992-10-23

  • Average

    3.615

  • Rating:

    1.8 starts
  • Tagline

    She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English
  • Keywords

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