If I Had Legs I'd Kick You(2025)
Everything is under control.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Movie: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Top 10 Billed Cast
Linda
Child
Dr. Spring
James
Diana
Parking Attendant
Therapist
Landlord
Caroline
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Art Therapy with Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Christian Slater & Mary Bronstein on If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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