Don't Go Near the Water(1957)
THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!
Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.
Movie: Don't Go Near the Water
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Lt. J.G. Max Siegel
Melora Alba
Adam Garrett
Lt. Alice Tomlen
Gordon Ripwell
Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Deborah Aldrich
Ens. Tyson
Lt. Ross Pendleton
Farragut Jones
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