

It's Me, the Thief(2000)
A teenager works in a car repair shop and makes a living from petty thefts. In order to impress the boss of a gang of car thieves, he decides to steal a jaguar. What’s more, he can realize his grandmother's dream – he can drive her to mass in the basilica.



Movie: It's Me, the Thief
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Franek "Pyza"

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A teenager works in a car repair shop and makes a living from petty thefts. In order to impress the boss of a gang of car thieves, he decides to steal a jaguar. What’s more, he can realize his grandmother's dream – he can drive her to mass in the basilica.
Release Date
2000-02-01
Average
6.5
Rating:
3.3 startsTagline
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Polski
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