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You Don't Mess with the Zohan(2008)
Status: Released
Date: 2008-06-05
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3957 Votes
Time: 1h 53m
Lather. Rinse. Save the world.
Overview:
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Languages: English, Hebrew.
Countries:
United States of America
Budget: $90,000,000.00
Revenue: $204,313,400.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Top 10 Billed Cast
Adam Sandler
Zohan Dvir
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Dalia Hakbarah
John Turturro
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Nick Swardson
Michael Klayman
Lainie Kazan
Gail Klayman
Rob Schneider
Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin Nealon
Kevin
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
ימית סול
Dorit
Adria Tennor
Kids' Salon Owner
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