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Small Time Crooks(2000)
Status: Released
Date: 2000-05-19
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710 Votes
Time: 1h 34m
They took a bite out of crime.
Overview:
A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
Budget: $25,000,000.00
Revenue: $29,934,477.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Sweetland Films
Movie: Small Time Crooks
Top 10 Billed Cast
Woody Allen
Ray
Tracey Ullman
Frenchy
Michael Rapaport
Denny
Tony Darrow
Tommy
Jon Lovitz
Benny
Hugh Grant
David
Elaine May
May
Brian Markinson
Cop
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