Movie: The Patrician's Guide To Kino

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Adrian Beqiri
Adrian Beqiri

Kino Kowboy

Dmitri Pejakovich
Dmitri Pejakovich

Himself

Scott Keith
Scott Keith

Himself

Austin Casher
Austin Casher

Himself

Parker Pitts
Parker Pitts

Herself

Matt Prine
Matt Prine

Himself

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    The Patrician's Guide To Kino

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    Filmmaker Adrian Beqiri was gearing up to make his magnum opus experimental film 'Adventures Of A Posthuman Through Time And Space' but now the pandemic has made him rethink his process. He decides he's tired of making zero budget productions like his first film 'Moon Men' and creates a Pay-Per-View series of videos teaching plebeians how to become true patricians when watching cinema. Adrian is no more, he goes by a new name now; The Kino Kowboy. Kino's schemes don't exactly go to plan and he's forced to come up with new schemes to make money.

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    2022-07-09

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    The third film in The Mooring Line series

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