
Crétins des Alpes(2016)
Welcome to our life, welcome to our season...
Four dudes, one journey and a lot of fun. Starring Mathieu Crepel, Victor Daviet, Thomas Delfino, Sylvain Bourbousson, and a large group of friends. Check out the crew as they make their way through the French backcountry, and across the globe to the Mt. Baker Banked Slalom event.
Movie: Crétins des Alpes

Crétins des Alpes
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Four dudes, one journey and a lot of fun. Starring Mathieu Crepel, Victor Daviet, Thomas Delfino, Sylvain Bourbousson, and a large group of friends. Check out the crew as they make their way through the French backcountry, and across the globe to the Mt. Baker Banked Slalom event.
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2016-12-20
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Welcome to our life, welcome to our season...
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