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This Is Not a Love Song(2002)
Status: Released
Date: 2002-01-01
62%
5 Votes
Time: 1h 34m
Overview:
Heaton and Spike are the unlikeliest pair: two loners who have found each other. When Spike commits a terrible crime, Heaton decides to stand by him - an act of astonishing, almost foolhardy loyalty. There begins a chase across a vast Northern landscape of moors, rivers and dark woods, the increasingly exhausted fugitives being hunted not by the police but by a posse of farmers intent on revenge. No ordinary chase film, This Is Not a Love Song is a love story trapped inside the body of a thriller.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United Kingdom
ProductionCompanies:
Strange Dog
Movie: This Is Not a Love Song
Top 7 Billed Cast
Michael Colgan
Spike
David Bradley
Mr Bellamy
John Henshaw
Arthur
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Heaton and Spike are the unlikeliest pair: two loners who have found each other. When Spike commits a terrible crime, Heaton decides to stand by him - an act of astonishing, almost foolhardy loyalty. There begins a chase across a vast Northern landscape of moors, rivers and dark woods, the increasingly exhausted fugitives being hunted not by the police but by a posse of farmers intent on revenge. No ordinary chase film, This Is Not a Love Song is a love story trapped inside the body of a thriller.
Release Date
2002-01-01
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6.2
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