Movie: The Watermelon

Top 4 Billed Cast

Will Beinbrink
Will Beinbrink

Achilles Pumpkinseed

Kiersten Morgan
Kiersten Morgan

Persephone

Elyse Ashton
Elyse Ashton

The Ex-Wife / Antigone

Julia Aks
Julia Aks

Artist

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    The Watermelon

  • Overview

    Newly divorced, Achilles Pumpkinseed lives alone in the house left to him by his deceased mother. Depressed and adrift, he spends his days smoking pot and watching television, usually alone but sometimes with his equally rootless friend Patroclus. One day an unexpected visitor named Homer shows up at Achilles' doorstep, bearing an unusual gift: an old dilapidated camping trailer painted like a child's image of a watermelon. Achilles' life will never be the same. Until it is. Sort of.

  • Release Date

    2008-09-28

  • Average

    4.3

  • Rating:

    2.1 starts
  • Tagline

    A film about how really weird stuff can happen.

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English
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