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Last Call for Nowhere(2016)
Status: Released
Date: 2016-07-13
57%
278 Votes
Time: 1h 30m
Overview:
French border cop José Fernandez has just one last extradition to do before his long-awaited promotion to the crime bureau. But his detainee Akim, victim of a judiciary glitch, is outraged to find himself saddled with the identity of a potential terrorist and put on a flight back to Kabul, where he has never even set foot before! What starts as a routine trip for Fernandez and his skirt-chasing partner Guy goes haywire when their plane is grounded in Malta, forcing them to bunk up with Akim, who will stop at nothing to avoid extradition!
Languages: French.
Countries:
France,
Malta
ProductionCompanies: 
Les Films du Premier
Movie: Last Call for Nowhere
Top 10 Billed Cast
Slimane Dazi
Walid
Reem Kherici
Maria
Medi Sadoun
Karzaoui
Loïc Legendre
Lefevre
Ary Abittan
José Fernandez
Cyril Lecomte
Guy Berthier
Jehanguir Byramjee
Afghan passenger
Jassem Mougari
Rose seller
Mario Opinato
Immigration Officer
Edgar Givry
Mercier
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French border cop José Fernandez has just one last extradition to do before his long-awaited promotion to the crime bureau. But his detainee Akim, victim of a judiciary glitch, is outraged to find himself saddled with the identity of a potential terrorist and put on a flight back to Kabul, where he has never even set foot before! What starts as a routine trip for Fernandez and his skirt-chasing partner Guy goes haywire when their plane is grounded in Malta, forcing them to bunk up with Akim, who will stop at nothing to avoid extradition!
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2016-07-13
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