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Robin Padilla
Robin Padilla

Dario

Claudine Barretto
Claudine Barretto

Marian

Vhong Navarro
Vhong Navarro

Dencio

Tonton Gutierrez
Tonton Gutierrez

Johnny Estrella

Bernadette Allyson
Bernadette Allyson

Mabel

Raymond Bagatsing
Raymond Bagatsing

Ronnie

Renzo Cruz
Renzo Cruz

Sonny Estrella

Jeffrey Santos
Jeffrey Santos

Arthur

Charlie Davao
Charlie Davao

Col. Delos Reyes

Boy Roque
Boy Roque

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    Dario is a disgruntled ex-cop who gets discharged from his job two years ago when he obeys the order of his superior, Superintendent Villa to take the syndicate master, Johnny Estrella to a safe-house instead on the police station. Superintendent Villa is under orders of Johnny. The crook escapes. Now Dario lives as an informal security man in a bar he frequented during his officer days. Marian is a young novice who is taking month long break from the convent. She finds out that her older sister Mabel has been taken by the people of Johnny and Sonny Estrella powerful leaders of a syndicate operating illegal drug business and white slavery in Alupihan Island.

  • Release Date

    2001-03-14

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    English
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