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The Thorn(1974)
Status: Released
Date: 1974-05-24
85%
2 Votes
Time: 1h 33m
More than a movie, it's a happening.
Overview:
A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies:
Magnum Entertainment
Movie: The Thorn
Top 10 Billed Cast
Bette Midler
Virgin Mary
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Overview
A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.
Release Date
1974-05-24
Average
8.5
Rating:
4.3 startsTagline
More than a movie, it's a happening.
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