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'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?(1973)
Status: Released
Date: 1973-05-27
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Time: 0h 4m
There's no need to make an abortion of it.
Overview:
A production of Oxford Polytechnic for sponsor the Family Planning Association, this is an unreservedly hairy promotion of the prophylactic in avoiding unwanted pregnancies. A wave of period details situate the film in both time and milieu. The culture of its audience, 1970s students, is evoked and displayed via a mattress on the floor, an ethnic rug, the kilim bedpsread, homebrew jars, denim clothes and by hair: long hair, facial hair - beards. The main actors are dead ringers for the infamous cover stars of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, published the year before.
Languages: English.
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United Kingdom
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Oxford Polytechnic
Movie: 'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?
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Overview
A production of Oxford Polytechnic for sponsor the Family Planning Association, this is an unreservedly hairy promotion of the prophylactic in avoiding unwanted pregnancies. A wave of period details situate the film in both time and milieu. The culture of its audience, 1970s students, is evoked and displayed via a mattress on the floor, an ethnic rug, the kilim bedpsread, homebrew jars, denim clothes and by hair: long hair, facial hair - beards. The main actors are dead ringers for the infamous cover stars of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, published the year before.
Release Date
1973-05-27
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6
Rating:
3.0 startsTagline
There's no need to make an abortion of it.
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