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Nothing Ever Happens(1933)
Status: Released
Date: 1933-03-25
50%
7 Votes
Time: 0h 19m
Overview:
In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: Nothing Ever Happens
Top 8 Billed Cast
Charles Judels
Waistline
Geraldine Dvorak
Madam
Maurice Cass
Madam's Impresario (uncredited)
George Givot
Chef (uncredited)
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In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."
Release Date
1933-03-25
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5
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