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No Sex Please - We're British(1973)
Status: Released
Date: 1973-07-25
50%
19 Votes
Time: 1h 28m
Overview:
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United Kingdom
ProductionCompanies:
BHP
Movie: No Sex Please - We're British
Top 10 Billed Cast
Ronnie Corbett
Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid
Bertha Hunter
Arthur Lowe
Mr. Leslie Bromley
Ian Ogilvy
David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon
Penny Hunter
Michael Bates
Mr. Arnold Needham
Cheryl Hall
Daphne Martin
Deryck Guyler
Park Keeper
Valerie Leon
Susan
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