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Mit Harpunen schießt man nicht(2023)
Status: Released
Date: 2023-09-21
45%
2 Votes
Overview:
Pensioner Gerda grabs burglar Simon (armed with a harpoon) and forces him to be her carer. Anything is better than the nursing home to which she was taken by her daughter Linda. When the daughter has to move in with her mother because her apartment has become a permanent building site, things really start to get "funny".
Languages: German.
Countries:
Germany
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: Mit Harpunen schießt man nicht
Top 10 Billed Cast
Gerburg Jahnke
Gerda Weinberger
Eugene Boateng
Simon
Isabell Polak
Linda Weinberger
Giulia Goldammer
Dora
Thomas Limpinsel
Polizist
Sina Wilke
Junge Frau
Nele Kiper
Maklerin
Hans Stadlbauer
Michael
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Overview
Pensioner Gerda grabs burglar Simon (armed with a harpoon) and forces him to be her carer. Anything is better than the nursing home to which she was taken by her daughter Linda. When the daughter has to move in with her mother because her apartment has become a permanent building site, things really start to get "funny".
Release Date
2023-09-21
Average
4.5
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