
Classified Love(1986)
Three ad agency buddies, who cannot seem to find fulfilling love, decide to place personal ads to find new romance. The resulting blind dates and ultimate results are about what one would expect.
Movie: Classified Love
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Harry
Eddie Leonetti
Michelle Lewis

Classified Love
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Three ad agency buddies, who cannot seem to find fulfilling love, decide to place personal ads to find new romance. The resulting blind dates and ultimate results are about what one would expect.
Release Date
1986-03-08
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6
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3.0 startsTagline
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