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The Baby and the Battleship(1956)
Status: Released
Date: 1956-06-01
60%
8 Votes
Time: 1h 36m
It all starts when a sailor's left holding the baby!
Overview:
After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is drawn into helping keep it fed and washed - and undiscovered. Even so, the officers above deck start to puzzle over the increasingly strange happenings on board.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United Kingdom
ProductionCompanies:
British Lion Film Corporation
Jay Lewis Productions
Movie: The Baby and the Battleship
Top 10 Billed Cast
John Mills
Puncher Roberts
Richard Attenborough
Knocker White
André Morell
Marshal
Bryan Forbes
Prof. Evans
Michael Hordern
Capt. Hugh
Ernest Clark
Cmdr. Geoffrey Digby
Harry Locke
CPO Blades
Lionel Jeffries
George
Clifford Mollison
Sails
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Overview
After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is drawn into helping keep it fed and washed - and undiscovered. Even so, the officers above deck start to puzzle over the increasingly strange happenings on board.
Release Date
1956-06-01
Average
6
Rating:
3.0 startsTagline
It all starts when a sailor's left holding the baby!
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