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Barnie's Minor Annoyances(2001)
Status: Released
Date: 2001-02-21
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29 Votes
Time: 1h 20m
Overview:
Barnie lives in Calais but works in London. Everyday, he takes the Eurostar to go to his office. Although he is married to Lucie, Barnie has two lovers in London: Margot, a young and fresh advertising executive, and Mark, a hot 35 years old auctioneer. Everything could work out fine like that, until Margot, Mark and Lucie separately offer Barnie the same birthday present: a return ticket to Venice on the Orient-Express, and on the same dates. What will Barnie do? Who will he choose to go with? After thinking that going with Lucie could actually save his marriage, problems are not over: Margot and Mark both show up at Barnie and Lucie's house, pretending to be a couple, and asking Barnie for some explanations. Which he obviously can't give...
Languages: French.
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Budget: $9,360,460.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Assise Productions
Movie: Barnie's Minor Annoyances
Top 8 Billed Cast
Fabrice Luchini
Barnie
Nathalie Baye
Lucie
Marie Gillain
Margot
Hugo Speer
Mark
Serge Hazanavicius
Alexandre
Mélanie Bernier
Cécile
Warren Zavatta
Bo
Thomas Chabrol
Orient-Express steward
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Barnie lives in Calais but works in London. Everyday, he takes the Eurostar to go to his office. Although he is married to Lucie, Barnie has two lovers in London: Margot, a young and fresh advertising executive, and Mark, a hot 35 years old auctioneer. Everything could work out fine like that, until Margot, Mark and Lucie separately offer Barnie the same birthday present: a return ticket to Venice on the Orient-Express, and on the same dates. What will Barnie do? Who will he choose to go with? After thinking that going with Lucie could actually save his marriage, problems are not over: Margot and Mark both show up at Barnie and Lucie's house, pretending to be a couple, and asking Barnie for some explanations. Which he obviously can't give...
Release Date
2001-02-21
Average
5.3
Rating:
2.6 startsTagline
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Languages:
Français
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