Cruise of the Gods(2002)
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Movie: Cruise of the Gods
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Andy Van Allen
Nick Lee
Jeff Monks
Russell
Hugh Bispham
Graham Ball
Jenny
Yasmina
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