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Offsides(1991)
Status: Released
Date: 1991-09-22
50%
3 Votes
Time: 1h 35m
Overview:
Comedy as six pensioners in residence take on the sponsorship of the FOOTBALL team in the neighbouring orphanage with unexpected consequences.
Languages: Spanish.
Countries:
Spain
ProductionCompanies: 
Lotus Films
Movie: Offsides
Top 10 Billed Cast
Fernando Fernán Gómez
Don Aníbal
José Luis López Vázquez
Don Anselmo del Castillo
María Asquerino
Sor María
Luis Escobar
Don Alfonso
Gabino Diego
Antonio Mancilla - Abogado defensor
Tomás Zori
Don José
Alfonso del Real
Don Juan
Manuel Alexandre
Don Luis
Eulalia Ramón
Susana
Tina Sainz
Fiscal
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Overview
Comedy as six pensioners in residence take on the sponsorship of the FOOTBALL team in the neighbouring orphanage with unexpected consequences.
Release Date
1991-09-22
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