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Jesus Loves Me(2012)
Status: Released
Date: 2012-12-20
55%
56 Votes
Time: 1h 40m
Overview:
A girl who always tends to fall in love with the wrong guy meets one who believes the world is coming to an end next Tuesday.
Languages: German.
Countries:
Germany
ProductionCompanies: 
UFA Filmproduktion GmbH
Movie: Jesus Loves Me
Top 10 Billed Cast
Florian David Fitz
Jeshua
Jessica Schwarz
Marie
Hannelore Elsner
Sylvia
Henry Hübchen
Gabriel
Michael Gwisdek
Gott
Palina Rojinski
Svetlana
Peter Prager
Werner
Nicholas Ofczarek
Satan
Marc Ben Puch
Sven
Christine Schorn
Alte
Video Trailer Jesus Loves Me
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JESUS LIEBT MICH (English: JESUS LOVES ME) Trailer 4 with English subtitles - Trailer
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