In this romantic thriller, blackmail, kidnapping, and fraud combine to give two lesbian private detectives (and lovers) their toughest case. Will their relationship survive? Produced by women for women.
Margaret Pearson
Sammy Reeves
Carter Hayes / Telephone Message
Reno Sweeney
Bernie
Louis
Anna
Barbara
Colette
In this romantic thriller, blackmail, kidnapping, and fraud combine to give two lesbian private detectives (and lovers) their toughest case. Will their relationship survive? Produced by women for women.
1988-12-31
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A romantic detective thriller
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