Movie: Don't Touch the White Woman!

Top 10 Billed Cast

Marcello Mastroianni
Marcello Mastroianni

George A. Custer

Catherine Deneuve
Catherine Deneuve

Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais

Michel Piccoli
Michel Piccoli

Buffalo Bill

Philippe Noiret
Philippe Noiret

Gen. Terry

Ugo Tognazzi
Ugo Tognazzi

Mitch

Paolo Villaggio
Paolo Villaggio

The CIA agent

Serge Reggiani
Serge Reggiani

The Mad Indian

Alain Cuny
Alain Cuny

Sitting Bull

Marco Ferreri
Marco Ferreri

The Reporter (uncredited)

Franco Fabrizi
Franco Fabrizi

Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)

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  • Overview

    A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

  • Release Date

    1974-01-23

  • Average

    5.5

  • Rating:

    2.8 starts
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  • Genres

  • Languages:

    Français

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