Movie: Why did I write the Bible

Top 4 Billed Cast

Christian Bouillette
Christian Bouillette

Francis

Samuel Achache
Samuel Achache

Sam

Laëtitia Spigarelli
Laëtitia Spigarelli

Emma

Alexandre Steiger
Alexandre Steiger

Jésus Christ

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    Francis, a man in his sixties, is found in a diving suit, swimming in a river in the city center. Even his children, accustomed to their father's escapades, are surprised: since Francis knows he is condemned, it seems really unmanageable. Samuel and his sister must therefore find a way to accompany him at any cost.

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    2017-11-28

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    5.7

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