Movie: Gay Jesus

Top 10 Billed Cast

Jarod Thayne
Jarod Thayne

Jesus Christ

Sam Hays
Sam Hays

Judas

Richard Chandler
Richard Chandler

Satan

Nikki Hentz
Nikki Hentz

Mary Magdalene

James Baglini
James Baglini

Pontius Pilate

Calvin Braxton
Calvin Braxton

Fornicus

Chris Jordan
Chris Jordan

Penicus

Aurora Grabill
Aurora Grabill

Demon Bitch 1

Jordan Gillam
Jordan Gillam

Demon Bitch 2

Dave Sullivan
Dave Sullivan

Hollywoodus Ballsus

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    Gay Jesus

  • Overview

    Once upon a time in a cheap Jerusalem hotel room, Jesus and Judas are spending their time away from Nazareth between hot, sweaty, carnal love and preparing sermons for Jesus' growing fanbase. Enter Mary Magdalene, jealousy, Satan, and the Romans, and the once-perfect love affair between Judas and Jesus becomes a hellish ring of fire, leading Judas to betray his beloved Christ and the Romans to punish everyone for trying to turn everyone gay.

  • Release Date

    2015-12-24

  • Average

    5.5

  • Rating:

    2.8 starts
  • Tagline

    Jesus' homoerotic final days are relived on the silver screen, where lust, jealousy, and homophobia are revealed to be the real motives behind his execution!

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  • Languages:

    English
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