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Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa(2010)
Status: Released
Date: 2010-05-28
55%
9 Votes
Time: 1h 31m
Overview:
Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.
Languages: English.
Countries:
South Africa
Movie: Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa
Top 10 Billed Cast
Leon Schuster
Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various
Alfred Ntombela
Alf (Shorty)
Sean Higgs
Heinz
Tanit Phoenix
Sexy Nurse
Matthew Dylan Roberts
Jean Pierre
Siobhan Hodgson
Maggie
Emily Child
Marge
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Overview
Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.
Release Date
2010-05-28
Average
5.5
Rating:
2.8 startsTagline
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Languages:
English
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