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The Crimson Permanent Assurance(1983)
Status: Released
Date: 1983-03-31
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Time: 0h 16m
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A group of down-and-out accountants mutiny against their bosses and sail their office building onto the high seas in search of a pirate's life.
Languages: English.
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United Kingdom
ProductionCompanies:
The Monty Python Partnership
Celandine Films
Movie: The Crimson Permanent Assurance
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Andrew Bicknell
Matt Frewer
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A group of down-and-out accountants mutiny against their bosses and sail their office building onto the high seas in search of a pirate's life.
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1983-03-31
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