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Tulips(1981)
Status: Released
Date: 1981-10-01
35%
2 Votes
Time: 1h 33m
A comedy too crazy to be called anything but...
Overview:
A suicidal tuba player hires a hit-man to rub him out. The next day he falls in love.
Languages: English.
Countries:
Canada
ProductionCompanies:
Bennettfilms Inc.
Astral Bellevue Pathé
Movie: Tulips
Top 10 Billed Cast
Gabe Kaplan
Leland Irving
Bernadette Peters
Rutanya Wallace
Henry Gibson
Maurice Avocado
Al Waxman
Bert Irving
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Overview
A suicidal tuba player hires a hit-man to rub him out. The next day he falls in love.
Release Date
1981-10-01
Average
3.5
Rating:
1.8 startsTagline
A comedy too crazy to be called anything but...
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