
Bendita calamidad(2015)
Two brothers in financial dire straits, spurred by an unscrupulous lawyer, try to kidnap a construction tycoon but mistakenly capture a Catholic bishop instead. A frantic getaway ensues in search of a miraculous way out.
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Two brothers in financial dire straits, spurred by an unscrupulous lawyer, try to kidnap a construction tycoon but mistakenly capture a Catholic bishop instead. A frantic getaway ensues in search of a miraculous way out.
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2015-10-27
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