Movie: Hans en die Rooinek

Top 7 Billed Cast

Jamie Uys
Jamie Uys

Hans Botha

Bob Courtney
Bob Courtney

Sidney Spring

Wynona Cheyney
Wynona Cheyney

Ann Taylor

Emsie Botha
Emsie Botha

Martie du Toit

Willem Loots
Willem Loots

Bus conductor

Willie Herbst
Willie Herbst

The Democrat

Christo Gerber
Christo Gerber

Race organiser

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    Hans and Sydney are on a bus tour to the Cape. Hans is Afrikaans; Sydney is English. They chat up two pretty young women - and also quarrel between themselves all the way. Finally the tour guide kicks them off, forcing the two men to walk back to Johannesburg hoping that, despite the language barrier, they can finally get along.

  • Release Date

    1961-10-30

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