Movie: 2 Hitmen

Top 5 Billed Cast

Ernie Sloman
Ernie Sloman

Brody

Cary Y. Mizobe
Cary Y. Mizobe

Tito

Mitch Yapko
Mitch Yapko

Alessandro

Mary Newman
Mary Newman

Denise

April Gilbert
April Gilbert

Jessica

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    Two odd-ball best friends lead a team of wanna-be hitmen as they attempt to become something more in their lives. They will practice and train to be the best hitmen possible, but at the end of the day. They stumble their way into trouble and learn the hard way about the world of killing for hire.

  • Release Date

    2007-11-11

  • Average

    2.5

  • Rating:

    1.3 starts
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  • Languages:

    English

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