This Is Not a Christmas Movie(2024)
Christmas is a time of getting together. Of fun and love. A time of Santa Claus and shopping for decorations. In the run-up to their annual Christmas dinner, we follow several family members in their separate failing attempts to be a good person.
Movie: This Is Not a Christmas Movie
Top 10 Billed Cast
Brechtje
Martijn
Justus
Jos
Louise
Bob
Kerstman
JJ
Aswin
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Christmas is a time of getting together. Of fun and love. A time of Santa Claus and shopping for decorations. In the run-up to their annual Christmas dinner, we follow several family members in their separate failing attempts to be a good person.
Release Date
2024-09-21
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