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The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005(2005)
Status: Released
Date: 2005-09-22
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51 Votes
Time: 0h 10m
Misbehavior Will End
Overview:
Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.
Languages: English, Finnish.
Countries:
Finland
ProductionCompanies:
Woodpecker Film Oy
Movie: The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005
Top 10 Billed Cast
Onni Tommila
Boy
Tommi Korpela
Marker
Jorma Tommila
Sniper
Tazu Ovaska
Tracker
Niko Saarela
Harbour Worker
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Overview
Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.
Release Date
2005-09-22
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Misbehavior Will End
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