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Terry Fiedofwater
Terry Fiedofwater

Himself

Nicholas Onciul
Nicholas Onciul

Woodrow Butdonthaveapaddle

Outhouse
Outhouse

Frank Lee Mydearidontgiveadamn

Samuel Suhan
Samuel Suhan

Stand-In For Woodrow

Skyzac1
Skyzac1

Stand-In For Terry

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    In today's social structure, news can often be misleading and politically biased, but not on this station... because they don't know what those words mean.

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    2019-01-23

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