Movie: Vampires Suck

Top 10 Billed Cast

Jenn Proske
Jenn Proske

Becca Crane

Matt Lanter
Matt Lanter

Edward

Chris Riggi
Chris Riggi

Jacob White

Diedrich Bader
Diedrich Bader

Frank Crane

Anneliese Van Der Pol
Anneliese Van Der Pol

Jennifer

Ken Jeong
Ken Jeong

Daro

Arielle Kebbel
Arielle Kebbel

Rachel

Kelsey Ledgin
Kelsey Ledgin

Iris Sullen

Emily Brobst
Emily Brobst

June

Crista Flanagan
Crista Flanagan

Eden

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