Two dumb blokes are searching for the illegitimate sons of an old captain. But it soon turns out, that the sons are daughters...
Trude Schmitz - Mutter
Paula Schmitz - Tochter
Josef
Two dumb blokes are searching for the illegitimate sons of an old captain. But it soon turns out, that the sons are daughters...
1975-10-04
2.5
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