Crooks Anonymous(1962)
No one ever turned on the HEAT and HILARITY Like "Crooks Anonymous"
A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.
Movie: Crooks Anonymous
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Dandy Forsdyke
R. S. Widdowes
Laurence Montague
Babette LaVern
Sir Harvey Russelrod
Ronnie Bassett
Prunella
Grimsdale
Wagstaffe
Bert
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A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.
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1962-03-31
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No one ever turned on the HEAT and HILARITY Like "Crooks Anonymous"
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