
Since the popularization of the waffle cone by Syrian immigrant food vendor Ernest Hamwi, ice cream has long been associated with criminal activity. The leading data-driven crime cyborgs at Precinct 88 are on a mission to put an end to this decades-long trend.
Sara Lido / Tony Habib / Lt. Doodle
Cameraman
Gary
Bag Duck (voice)

Since the popularization of the waffle cone by Syrian immigrant food vendor Ernest Hamwi, ice cream has long been associated with criminal activity. The leading data-driven crime cyborgs at Precinct 88 are on a mission to put an end to this decades-long trend.
2025-08-31
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Crime is going to be real bad in this neighborhood...because of your ice cream prices!
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