The Boulder Theory(2025)
Extinction is the rule. Boulders are the exception.
After falling in love with a boulder, two glyptodons brawl over their shared romantic interest.
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After falling in love with a boulder, two glyptodons brawl over their shared romantic interest.
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2025-05-12
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Extinction is the rule. Boulders are the exception.
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