Movie: Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

Top 10 Billed Cast

Brian Keith
Brian Keith

Officer Michael M. Nace

Tony Curtis
Tony Curtis

Shannon Gambroni

Ernest Borgnine
Ernest Borgnine

Sheriff Harve

Ivan Dixon
Ivan Dixon

Sgt. Jones

Suzanne Pleshette
Suzanne Pleshette

Ramona

Tom Ewell
Tom Ewell

Billy Joe Davis

Bradford Dillman
Bradford Dillman

Capt. Myerson

Arthur O'Connell
Arthur O'Connell

Mr. Kruft

John Fiedler
John Fiedler

Maj. Purvis

Don Ameche
Don Ameche

Col. Flanders

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  • Overview

    War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

  • Release Date

    1970-09-11

  • Average

    5

  • Rating:

    2.5 starts
  • Tagline

    The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English
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