Movie: No Sex Please: We're British

Top 10 Billed Cast

Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Corbett

Brian Runnicles

Beryl Reid
Beryl Reid

Bertha Hunter

Arthur Lowe
Arthur Lowe

Mr. Leslie Bromley

Ian Ogilvy
Ian Ogilvy

David Hunter

Susan Penhaligon
Susan Penhaligon

Penny Hunter

Michael Bates
Michael Bates

Mr. Arnold Needham

Cheryl Hall
Cheryl Hall

Daphne Martin

David Swift
David Swift

Inspector Paul

Deryck Guyler
Deryck Guyler

Park Keeper

Valerie Leon
Valerie Leon

Susan

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    A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

  • Release Date

    1973-07-25

  • Average

    5.1

  • Rating:

    2.5 starts
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    English
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