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This Is Not a Christmas Movie(2024)
Status: Released
Date: 2024-09-21
50%
4 Votes
Time: 1h 45m
Overview:
In the run-up to Christmas, a family completely misses the point in trying to be good. Brechtje, the mother of the family, gets cancelled by everyone, without understanding why. Her husband, Martijn, falls in love with his younger colleague, but true love can’t be denied (or so he thinks). Justus, the son-in-law, gets lost on a Don Quichotesque quest for his masculinity. While Jos, the middle child, changes the world around with her tolerance and open mindedness – until her girlfriend wants to have a threesome. And all of that happens just before their annual Christmas dinner.
Languages: Dutch.
Countries:
Netherlands
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: This Is Not a Christmas Movie
Top 10 Billed Cast
Jacqueline Blom
Brechtje
René van Zinnicq Bergmann
Martijn
Kiefer Zwart
Justus
Stefanie van Leersum
Jos
Georgina Verbaan
Louise
Barbara Sloesen
Bob
Paul de Leeuw
Kerstman
Oscar Aerts
JJ
Robbert Bleij
Aswin
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Overview
In the run-up to Christmas, a family completely misses the point in trying to be good. Brechtje, the mother of the family, gets cancelled by everyone, without understanding why. Her husband, Martijn, falls in love with his younger colleague, but true love can’t be denied (or so he thinks). Justus, the son-in-law, gets lost on a Don Quichotesque quest for his masculinity. While Jos, the middle child, changes the world around with her tolerance and open mindedness – until her girlfriend wants to have a threesome. And all of that happens just before their annual Christmas dinner.
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2024-09-21
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